Friday, January 13, 2012

Top ten reasons to ride the bus/ not ride the bus in Finland

TOP TEN REASONS TO RIDE THE BUS IN FINLAND

1.SAVE ON GAS MONEY
2.MOMS RIDE FOR FREE WITH STROLLER
3.DON'T HAVE TO WARM UP YOUR CAR OR SCRAPE WINDSHIELD
4.NO CAR PAYMENTS OR INSURANCE PAYMENTS TO WORRY ABOUT
5.ALL YOUR FRIENDS CAN FIT.
6.OCCASIONALLY GET THE BUS DRIVER THAT LOVES THE 80'S
7.GET TO MEET ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE
8.KIDS LIKE TO RIDE THE BUS AND PUSH THE STOP BUTTON
9.THE BUS TAKES YOU ANYWHERE YOU WANT TO GO EVEN IF IT IS A FEW TRANSFERS AND A LITTLE WALKING.
10.YOU CAN TEXT, READ, SLEEP, RELAX WHILE RIDING.


TOP TEN REASONS TO RECONSIDER RIDING THE BUS IN FINLAND.

1.SOME BUSES MAY SMELL LIKE URINE.
2.YOU MAY GET RANDOMLY FLASHED
3.LONG WAITS IN BETWEEN TRANSFERS.
4.KIDS PLAY MUSICAL CHAIRS WHILE THE BUS IS GOING
5.CAN'T DO BIG GROCERY SHOPS OR YOU ARE HAULING IT ALL HOME.
6.MOST BUS DRIVERS DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH(WHICH IS FINE IF YOU SPEAK FINNISH)
7.LEAD FOOT BUS DRIVERS(ALWAYS PUSHING YOUR IMAGINARY BRAKE)
8.FORGET BUS PASS
9.FIGHT FOR STROLLER SPACE(THROW DOWN)
10.KIDS LIKE TO RIDE THE BUS AND PUSH THE STOP BUTTON(EVEN WHEN ITS NOT TIME TO STOP, OH HOW THE BUS DRIVERS LOVE THAT ONE)

2 comments:

  1. Hilarious! I want the story behind #2 on the why not to ride list!! You are so funny and we enjoy knowing how you'll are doing!! Miss you bunches!!

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